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A serial dater?

2
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I've gone out with
every guy in Boston.

3
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Not one of them worked out?
Besides Larry.

4
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Greg. Until Renee stole him away.

5
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-Your roommate stole your boyfriend?
-Well, sort of.

6
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-They sang a song together.
-Sang a song.

7
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Come on.

8
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One hundred point two.

9
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I wonder if you do have strep and
that's why this seems to recur.

10
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All right, up to bed we go.

11
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Do you still feel nauseous?

12
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Not as much.

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Oh, wait, let me get the Motrin.

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Uh-oh.

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-Maddie?
-I don't feel so. . . .

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Oh, Maddie! Maddie!
Oh, my-- Maddie?

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I've been down this road

18
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Bygones

19
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride

20
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And I have made mistakes in my life
That ljust can 't hide

21
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Oh, I believe I am ready
For what love has to bring

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I got myself together
Now I'm ready to sing

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I've been searching my soul tonight
I know there's so much more to life

24
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Now I know I can shine the light
To fiind my way back home

25
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Baby

26
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I'm fine. This is so embarrassing.

27
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Honey, just try to stay calm.

28
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I'm calm.
You called the fire department.

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She seems normal.
She's not running a fever.

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-Well, then why did she faint?
-Well. . . .

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Either she's had some sort
of panic attack, or. . . .

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-Or what?
-She's pregnant.

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Did you hear me?

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Hello?

35
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Everybody here? Seats, please.
I have an announcement.

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You're changing the name
to Fish, McBeal and Bump.

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-That hurts my feelings, Morgan.
-I apologize, Debbie.

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Never mind. Actually, Nelle. . .

39
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. . .you're close. Well. . . .

40
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I'm just gonna say it.
I'm taking Liza for my first wife.

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And I'm taking Richard
for my very first husband.

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We're getting married.

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-You've got to be kidding.
-We're in love now.

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-Why not commit for now?
-Wait just one second.

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-Now, you two are getting married?
-You know what they say, Ally.

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After 30, you're more likely
to be hit by lightning.

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(GROWLING]

48
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Now, the date is June 8th. . .

49
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. . .so save the day and night.
Big party. Gaudy.

50
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-June?
-What's the rush?

51
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While we're still in love.
It'll be funner.

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What are you two, like, nuts?

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RICHARD: A lot of you have doubts.
I understand.

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The truth is, most couple's
sexual passions. . .

55
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. . .begin to wane
before they marry.

56
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We want to be married
for the sexual peak years.

57
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Is it a gamble? Of course.
But what is love if not a risk?

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And should it fail for some reason. . . .

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-Bygones.
-Bygones. Divorce-a-rooni!

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-She's being socially battered.
-"Socially battered"?

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-Know what relational aggression is?
-Well, l. . . . No.

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It's complicated.
For the sake of simplifying. . .

63
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. . .boys bully with fists, girls do it
with gossip, exclusion, putdowns.

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With boys,
enemies do the damage.

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With girls, it's the friends.
The scars go much deeper.

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And girls, in a word, are vicious.

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It's causing a great
amount of stress.

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Well, she hasn't said anything.

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They never do.

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Maddie was involved
in a three-way last night.

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Do you know what a "three-way" is?

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Ms. McBeal?

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(STAMMERS]

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It's when three people engage in--

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-A phone call.
-A phone call.

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Two friends conspire against a third.
Maddie and Myra called Jodi. . .

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. . .didn't tell Jodi
Maddie was listening. . .

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. . .and got Jodi to talk about Maddie.
She said some very nasty things.

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That's the game.
Talk about the girl listening in.

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-What did Jodi say?
-A lot. But on top of this. . .

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. . .Maddie's feeling very displaced.
She had friends in N.Y.

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They're gone. Her father's gone. Her
whole life has been ripped from her.

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It's. . . . It's serious?

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Ms. McBeal, your daughter basically
had a nervous breakdown. She's 1 0.

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-Marriage?
-It doesn't mean I don't love you.

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-That's not it.
-I want you to be the best man.

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Do you really know her?

88
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John, every relationship is like
a cave. You explore it, mine it. . .

89
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. . .but you have to venture into
darkness. That's the glory of love.

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With Liza, the best cave is
padlocked till marriage.

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-Love is the key.
-This is serious.

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-For once, I'm being serious.
-You're being insane.

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This is worthy of Ally. Are you afraid
of Liza leaving you? ls that it?

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-Every love you've had has died.
-I wanna get married!

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-You've known her a month!
-Hey!

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Talking about me? Oh, hi, John.
Oh, so cute.

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I don't mean to be a stick in the mud,
but I have a problem with this.

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-Why are you getting married?
-Oh.

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First, if a woman goes too long,
men start to think. . .

100
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. . .there's something wrong.
Divorcées fare better.

101
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Second, well, Fishy's so fun
and exciting.

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-Fishy?
-Listen.

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About the wedding. I don't like walking
down the aisle. It's too formal.

104
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That's how we walk into court.
I wanna be suspended from the ceiling.

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If you love me, you'll say yes.

106
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Hello? Liza! Liza! Oh, my dear!

107
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Thank you for coming.
This is Reverend Buck.

108
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-He'll perform the ceremony.
-Richard, great pleasure. Oh, my son!

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I can't believe it!
She's like my own daughter.

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And you're getting married!

111
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It's okay. Don't worry.

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-Did it happen?
-What?

113
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I guess it did.

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-Emotions make him go vasovagal.
-Vasovagal?

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-Vasovagal.
-And laughter. But he wakes back up.

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-They make him faint.
-No biggie.

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No biggie? How can you perform
a wedding? When Liza and l. . .

118
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. . .exchange our vows
and express our love. . .

119
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. . .I can assure you
it's going to be funny.

120
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You did that on purpose.
Are you okay?

121
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I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine.

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-Richard, Ally's called a meeting.
-Ally did?

123
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You made her partner,
now she gets to call meetings.

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Where is she? She calls a meeting
and then doesn't show up.

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-Easy, little guy.
-Don't call me "Iittle guy," youngster.

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Thanks for coming. Sorry about the
short notice, but it's important.

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-You're changing hair color?
-Not that important.

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But I am resigning.
Effective immediately.

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-Ha-ha.
-No, I am.

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I'm taking Maddie to New York
so she can be close to her friends.

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My house is on the market
if anybody's interested and. . . .

132
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Well, that's it.

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All I ever wanted was to be rich and
successful and have three kids. . .

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. . .and a husband who was waiting home
for me at night and-- Look at me!

135
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Look at how I've. . . .
I don't even like my hair!

136
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-Ally? Are you all right?
-Mm-hm, mm-hm. I'm fine.

137
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I can see you're not.

138
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You just announce that
in a staff meeting?

139
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Well, uh-- Should I have called
everyone in one by one?

140
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You could've called me in.
You owe me that.

141
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Excuse me.

142
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Oh, hello! I'm Claire Otoms.

143
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-Ally?
-Richard, not now.

144
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You don't just announce
you're leaving--

145
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-I said, not now.
-When, then?

146
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ALLY:
Elaine.

147
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I don't care.
But this is way too rash!

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-Don't lecture me on rash, Mr. Groom.
-Take some time--

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-I don't have time.
-Maddie misses her friends?

150
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-Maddie is cracking up!
-It could be genetic.

151
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She's falling apart.
The doctors say it's serious.

152
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She needs to go back to New York
and I need to go with her. And l--

153
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I just really need you to
accept this, Richard.

154
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What about your career?

155
00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:43,285
Well, they have law firms in New York.

156
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-It could be temporary.
-You wouldn't be resigning. . .

157
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. . .if you thought it were temporary.

158
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I want you at my wedding.

159
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I'll be back.

160
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-In three weeks? Suppose Maddie's sick?
-She won't be.

161
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I just talked to Liza. We can
push it up. When do you leave?

162
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-Tomorrow night.
-Then it's tomorrow.

163
00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:10,169
Oh, Richard.

164
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We'll have a private ceremony
in the office.

165
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-Richard, you don't--
-I want you at my wedding.

166
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-I will be back.
-Suppose Maddie's sick?

167
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She is not that sick.

168
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Well, we'll have a small ceremony
here tomorrow.

169
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And if possible, you can come back
for the church thing later.

170
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But we're exchanging vows tomorrow.

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-Tomorrow?
-I know. I know. It's insane, but. . . .

172
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They'll have a reception at the bar
and then I'll come back here. . .

173
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-. . .and we'll still make our flight.
-Why are we rushing?

174
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Dr. Winston thinks it's important
for you to go to school. . .

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. . .before summer break so you can
reconnect with your friends.

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("HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS]

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Oh, no. No. What?
What, you think you're funny?

178
00:13:07,893 --> 00:13:10,566
No, no, no. And you?

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This is not your moment. Okay?

180
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And you, you're not even
from New York.

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Ally?

182
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-Who are you talking to?
-Just one of my fantasies.

183
00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:32,166
I told you I talk to them sometimes.
Can you excuse me for one second?

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If any of you plan on going with me,
forget about it. Right now.

185
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Are we clear? Do you hear me?

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(DOORBELL RINGS]

187
00:13:41,173 --> 00:13:45,325
Oh, brother. You know, this is just--
Well, what? What now? What?

188
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-True?
-True.

189
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Come on, Renee.
Don't you start too. It's tough enough.

190
00:14:01,253 --> 00:14:05,485
And we haven't seen
all that much of each other anyway.

191
00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:09,567
We might see each other more now,
since we're forced to make an effort.

192
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:15,683
We could kind of look at this as
a sort of a reunion. Okay?

193
00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,685
Okay.

194
00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:29,522
JOHN:
Would you. . .? I mean, consider me?

195
00:14:31,693 --> 00:14:36,369
Well, I probably wouldn't consider
dating you. . .

196
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:41,971
. . .because you're my boss, and we work
together. But otherwise. . . .

197
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:46,411
Yeah. I would consider it.

198
00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:50,043
I'm sure I would. Otherwise.

199
00:14:58,373 --> 00:15:03,288
Nelle? Hello?
How long have you been there?

200
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-Have you talked to her?
-Who?

201
00:15:06,453 --> 00:15:07,647
Ally.

202
00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:09,161
About what?

203
00:15:12,053 --> 00:15:15,363
Nelle, we all move on at some point.

204
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:18,764
Richard's getting married.
Ling became a judge.

205
00:15:19,013 --> 00:15:21,686
Ally's going to New York.

206
00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:26,688
People move on.
It's part of life. People move on.

207
00:15:27,373 --> 00:15:29,568
Right.

208
00:15:50,613 --> 00:15:53,605
Why are you in this thing?

209
00:15:53,973 --> 00:15:56,089
-Emotion makes him go vasovagal.
-Vaso-what?

210
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,450
Not to worry.
The robe will cover the harness.

211
00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:05,929
-If I black out, just give it a tug.
-This is ridiculous.

212
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:10,291
The harness keeps me from falling,
tug wakes me up. I won't miss a beat.

213
00:16:10,493 --> 00:16:14,202
-Am I the best man or the rope tugger?
-Both! Just do it!

214
00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:18,048
Richard, come here.
This is either newfound maturity or. . .

215
00:16:18,213 --> 00:16:22,047
-. . .your dumbstick's defining moment.
-John. Have I ever made sense to you?

216
00:16:22,213 --> 00:16:26,092
-Yes. It's always been about money.
-Exactly. This time it isn't.

217
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:31,452
Lots of people elope. I just want to
do it with my friends there. And Ally.

218
00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:51,686
-Hey.
-Hey.

219
00:16:51,853 --> 00:16:55,846
-So are you ready for the wedding?
-Oh, yeah.

220
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We've had some fun times in here,
haven't we?

221
00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:03,281
Yeah.

222
00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:09,722
Remember when you lost the bet and you
had to get up and tell the dirty joke?

223
00:17:10,493 --> 00:17:12,370
Oh, God!

224
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:16,048
First flea goes, "Why are you cold?
Didn't you do what I said?"

225
00:17:16,213 --> 00:17:19,728
Second flea says, "I did exactly what
you said. I went into a bar. . .

226
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. . .had a couple of drinks, climbed up
the leg of a beautiful stewardess. . .

227
00:17:22,773 --> 00:17:27,051
. . .nestled in and passed out all
snuggled up. Next thing you know. . .

228
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:32,845
. . .I'm zooming down the freeway in the
moustache of a guy on a motorcycle. "

229
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,892
That was terrible.

230
00:17:44,053 --> 00:17:46,726
Hello, Renee.

231
00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:49,566
-Are we doing one-on-ones now?
-Oh, Elaine.

232
00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:54,045
The wedding's about to start.
You're wanted upstairs.

233
00:17:55,893 --> 00:18:00,330
Do you, Richard, take Liza to be your
wedded wife? To have and to hold. . . .

234
00:18:00,573 --> 00:18:03,007
-Why is the minister in a cage?
-Shh.

235
00:18:03,173 --> 00:18:05,846
-You "shh" !
-Am I underdressed?

236
00:18:06,013 --> 00:18:08,083
-You look like a float.
-Shh. Shh!

237
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:12,849
-To love and to cherish, always?
-I do.

238
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:18,763
And do you, Ally,
take Billy, Larry, Victor, whoever. . .

239
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:23,848
. . .to be your wedded husband? To have
and to hold, from this day forward. . .

240
00:18:24,093 --> 00:18:27,210
. . .for better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer. . .

241
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:31,969
. . .in sickness and in health,
to love and to cherish, always?

242
00:18:32,573 --> 00:18:35,133
Duh. That's why I'm here. Hello?

243
00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:38,603
Hello, dear. Now, you each have a ring.

244
00:18:38,773 --> 00:18:43,005
You have written your own vows.
Would you care to go first, Liza?

245
00:18:44,973 --> 00:18:48,443
Richard. I know everyone thinks
I'm getting married because. . .

246
00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:53,892
. . .I'm sick of being a virgin and to
have sex in keeping with my values.

247
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:58,809
The truth is I really do love you.

248
00:19:00,053 --> 00:19:05,923
I'm not a person who loves easily,
if at all.

249
00:19:06,093 --> 00:19:08,732
But, Richard, I love you.

250
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:15,367
That was beautiful. Richard?

251
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:21,607
Yes. I think the question on a lot of
your minds, since we haven't. . .

252
00:19:21,773 --> 00:19:26,324
. . .known each other too long, "Will we
be having safe sex tonight, or. . .

253
00:19:26,493 --> 00:19:30,930
. . .because we're husband and wife,
donate the Trojans to a shelter?"

254
00:19:31,093 --> 00:19:36,008
Well, the truth is, safe sex
has always been easy for me.

255
00:19:36,173 --> 00:19:39,324
Safe love, that's something different.

256
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,046
Then I met you.

257
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:48,882
Someone who's just as afraid of it.
Just as outwardly. . . .

258
00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:53,251
Dismissive of it.
But inside, just as desperate for it.

259
00:19:58,253 --> 00:20:03,168
I think one of the reasons I wanted to
get married today--

260
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:08,612
There's a risk that Ally might not
make it back in June. And. . . .

261
00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:14,848
I was unwilling to assume that risk.
Ally.

262
00:20:15,093 --> 00:20:19,644
The Biscuit said that
my marrying Liza today. . .

263
00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:24,409
. . .was worthy of you.
And I would agree.

264
00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:29,772
Without your influence, I don't think
I would be open to the. . . .

265
00:20:32,973 --> 00:20:37,842
Well, the insanity that's just caused
me to go with what I feel.

266
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:43,722
And I know what I feel.

267
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,846
I love you, Liza.

268
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,883
And I'm betting on that love,
as new as it is.

269
00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:05,441
With this ring I give you something
I've never given anybody.

270
00:21:09,253 --> 00:21:10,447
My heart.

271
00:21:14,813 --> 00:21:17,202
And with this ring, I give you mine.

272
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:25,572
What God has joined together,
let no man tear asunder.

273
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:30,932
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Mr. and Mrs. Richard Bump.

274
00:21:31,093 --> 00:21:35,166
Kidding. Fish. Fish!

275
00:21:39,773 --> 00:21:42,446
I know something about love

276
00:21:51,093 --> 00:21:55,245
-Do da-do
-To be the very part of you

277
00:21:57,613 --> 00:21:59,285
Stranger?

278
00:21:59,453 --> 00:22:00,932
Georgia!

279
00:22:01,093 --> 00:22:03,209
-Hey!
-Hey!

280
00:22:04,613 --> 00:22:06,683
So he actually got married?

281
00:22:06,853 --> 00:22:09,765
Yes, he did. An hour ago.
And he's still married.

282
00:22:11,693 --> 00:22:14,366
-What is going on?
-Well, you know what?

283
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,525
They really love each other.
Evidently it happens.

284
00:22:17,773 --> 00:22:19,604
-And you?
-Oh, you heard.

285
00:22:19,853 --> 00:22:20,922
I did.

286
00:22:21,093 --> 00:22:25,166
She just needs to be in her old
environment. At least for now.

287
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:31,084
Not that I've seen that much of you,
but to think you're moving away. . . .

288
00:22:31,453 --> 00:22:36,243
I know. You know what?
We shouldn't think about it tonight.

289
00:22:36,413 --> 00:22:41,043
Tonight is Richard's night
and we should celebrate.

290
00:22:41,373 --> 00:22:44,365
-Okay.
-So. Cheers.

291
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,286
Oh, cheers.

292
00:23:19,053 --> 00:23:21,886
He met Marmalade
Down in old New Orleans

293
00:23:26,693 --> 00:23:28,411
Said, hello, hey Joe

294
00:23:31,573 --> 00:23:34,326
Getcha getcha ya ya da da

295
00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:38,526
Getcha getcha ya ya here

296
00:23:43,893 --> 00:23:46,407
Creole lady Marmalade

297
00:23:49,973 --> 00:23:53,090
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
ce soir?

298
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,886
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

299
00:24:30,373 --> 00:24:36,767
I just never figured you could meet
the person of your dreams at age 8.

300
00:24:43,493 --> 00:24:47,884
Hey. What are you thinking about?

301
00:24:48,373 --> 00:24:54,642
-Oh, just stuff.
-Hard to say goodbye, isn't it?

302
00:24:55,213 --> 00:24:57,647
Well, it really isn't goodbye.

303
00:24:57,813 --> 00:25:02,250
I wish that everybody would stop
thinking that. I'll keep in touch.

304
00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:06,406
I meant the room.
A lot happened in this office.

305
00:25:16,893 --> 00:25:20,363
-What do you mean?
-Just stuff happened.

306
00:25:20,733 --> 00:25:23,293
A lot of memories.

307
00:25:25,253 --> 00:25:29,166
Well, you know, a room is a room.

308
00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:32,450
You know? Four walls.

309
00:25:32,973 --> 00:25:39,367
Yeah, well. I'll give you some time
with these four walls.

310
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:53,089
Larry, you've only seen the tip
of the neurotic iceberg. I'm demented.

311
00:25:54,613 --> 00:25:56,843
-What else?
-Self-absorbed.

312
00:25:58,413 --> 00:26:00,973
-What else?
-Vain.

313
00:26:01,213 --> 00:26:02,328
What else?

314
00:26:02,573 --> 00:26:08,045
-Incapable of letting myself be loved.
-That we need to work on, then.

315
00:26:10,453 --> 00:26:13,763
Ally?

316
00:26:13,933 --> 00:26:16,766
John! Hey.

317
00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:21,165
-I thought you were avoiding me.
-Me? No!

318
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:25,372
Well, we haven't talked about this.

319
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:30,087
Well, I mean,
there's nothing really to say.

320
00:26:31,813 --> 00:26:36,603
I know why you're leaving.
I know it's the right decision.

321
00:26:36,773 --> 00:26:41,801
You know how I feel about you leaving.

322
00:26:41,973 --> 00:26:45,329
So I guess there's no need for words.

323
00:26:47,133 --> 00:26:49,442
Maybe not.

324
00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:59,045
You're the soul of this place.
In some way, you've become. . .

325
00:26:59,253 --> 00:27:00,925
. . .the soul of all of us.

326
00:27:02,973 --> 00:27:06,807
And I'm afraid of what will happen
when you go.

327
00:27:07,213 --> 00:27:12,162
I think you underestimate
your own soul, Mr. Cage.

328
00:27:18,413 --> 00:27:20,244
I do have a parting gift.

329
00:27:23,493 --> 00:27:24,812
It's a necklace.

330
00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:28,206
Friend of mine designed it.

331
00:27:29,853 --> 00:27:32,287
It's remains of the Trade Center.

332
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,929
I figured it was fitting,
since you're. . . .

333
00:27:38,773 --> 00:27:41,287
It's beautiful.

334
00:27:42,173 --> 00:27:44,971
I'm sure it'll look beautiful on you.

335
00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:56,806
Well, I was right.

336
00:27:57,733 --> 00:27:59,485
Thank you.

337
00:28:05,693 --> 00:28:08,127
Look. . . .

338
00:28:25,253 --> 00:28:29,166
Well, there's probably a party going on
downstairs.

339
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:33,008
-I think we should join them.
-Right.

340
00:28:50,613 --> 00:28:54,925
It's their first match.
Possibly their last.

341
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:59,092
They really got it together,
didn't they, baby?

342
00:28:59,293 --> 00:29:02,251
Nothing but Richard and Liza.

343
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:07,321
They really, really got it together,
didn't they?

344
00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:09,763
And isn't that nice?

345
00:29:17,613 --> 00:29:20,491
You're the fiirst
My last

346
00:29:27,413 --> 00:29:31,042
All my dreams

347
00:29:31,373 --> 00:29:34,809
You're my sun, my moon

348
00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:44,841
-My kind of wonderful
-That's what you are

349
00:29:46,573 --> 00:29:51,601
I know there's only
Only one like you

350
00:29:53,853 --> 00:29:57,687
There's no way
They could have made two

351
00:30:01,053 --> 00:30:03,806
You're all I'm living for

352
00:30:04,253 --> 00:30:07,165
I'll keep you forever more

353
00:30:07,853 --> 00:30:12,529
-You're the fiirst
-My last, my everything

354
00:30:17,133 --> 00:30:20,409
And with you I found

355
00:30:21,133 --> 00:30:22,043
Oh, my God!

356
00:30:29,013 --> 00:30:30,924
Only you could bring

357
00:30:31,173 --> 00:30:32,367
Did you get him?

358
00:30:32,573 --> 00:30:34,370
I did. For you and Debbie.

359
00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:39,842
-Well, it's a party now.
-Yes, it is.

360
00:30:40,053 --> 00:30:45,127
-Won't you miss this?
-I never said I wouldn't miss it.

361
00:30:45,933 --> 00:30:48,128
Come on. Let's dance.

362
00:30:49,813 --> 00:30:51,007
Come on, Nelle.

363
00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:59,207
I will love you until
Until the day I die

364
00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:07,292
Your love I'll keep forever more

365
00:31:07,493 --> 00:31:12,408
You're the fiirst, my last
My everything

366
00:31:18,813 --> 00:31:22,567
I've seen so many ways that I

367
00:31:25,853 --> 00:31:31,052
I will love you until
Until the day I die

368
00:31:33,253 --> 00:31:36,086
You're all I'm living for

369
00:31:36,773 --> 00:31:39,571
Your love I'll keep
Forever more

370
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:47,130
You're my fiirst, my last
My everything

371
00:32:00,853 --> 00:32:03,162
-What time's your flight?
-At 1 0.

372
00:32:03,413 --> 00:32:06,246
Yeah, I'm gonna have to
leave pretty soon.

373
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:11,884
You don't mind if I take your office,
do you? It has better light.

374
00:32:12,613 --> 00:32:14,729
-Fine.
-Listen, Ally. . .

375
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:18,243
. . .I know we've had our differences.
But l. . . .

376
00:32:23,013 --> 00:32:26,528
Is there anything I need to know
about your office?

377
00:32:26,733 --> 00:32:30,009
-Just that it's lucky.
-Oh.

378
00:32:31,293 --> 00:32:34,251
Good. That's good to know.

379
00:32:42,573 --> 00:32:47,601
It's a picture of the boy next door

380
00:32:47,893 --> 00:32:50,282
Ally? You all right?

381
00:32:50,493 --> 00:32:53,087
Yeah, I just need to get some air.

382
00:33:15,013 --> 00:33:16,731
You okay?

383
00:33:20,293 --> 00:33:21,521
Hi.

384
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,769
Well, I must not be okay.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be here.

385
00:33:27,613 --> 00:33:31,731
I summon you up whenever I'm. . . .

386
00:33:32,973 --> 00:33:35,726
You know, I'm fine.

387
00:33:36,813 --> 00:33:38,610
How can I help you?

388
00:33:38,813 --> 00:33:42,442
Living without me is one thing.
Living without them--

389
00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:45,725
Maddie needs to go
and I'm her mother.

390
00:33:46,213 --> 00:33:48,932
You have to do what you have to do.

391
00:33:49,613 --> 00:33:52,923
That's an Ally McBeal-ism.

392
00:33:54,813 --> 00:33:57,008
Are you seeing anyone up there?

393
00:33:58,813 --> 00:34:03,443
I'm not supposed to be giving out
inside information, Ally, but. . .

394
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:07,481
. . .your life, it all works out.

395
00:34:09,733 --> 00:34:13,931
Yeah. It's working out, Billy.

396
00:34:14,973 --> 00:34:18,807
Yeah, it's been working out.

397
00:34:19,973 --> 00:34:22,806
And you summoned me now because. . .?

398
00:34:24,133 --> 00:34:25,725
I don't know.

399
00:34:27,693 --> 00:34:30,730
Maybe I need to say
goodbye to you too.

400
00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:33,128
I had a feeling.

401
00:34:34,413 --> 00:34:36,131
Don't ever forget.

402
00:34:37,693 --> 00:34:40,765
And don't you.

403
00:34:59,173 --> 00:35:01,243
All of my heart.

404
00:35:06,013 --> 00:35:08,732
Forever and ever.

405
00:35:29,813 --> 00:35:30,802
Hey.

406
00:35:32,973 --> 00:35:35,726
My flight is. . . .

407
00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:38,208
So I'm gonna leave now, and. . . .

408
00:35:38,373 --> 00:35:39,726
This isn't goodbye.

409
00:35:39,893 --> 00:35:43,408
-If anybody gets emotional--
-My dam's about to break.

410
00:35:43,613 --> 00:35:46,207
You are the biggest
fraud I've ever met.

411
00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:50,042
You have a huge heart
and you don't fool anybody.

412
00:35:51,373 --> 00:35:53,125
I'm gonna miss you.

413
00:36:05,733 --> 00:36:10,284
-Don't be a stranger, okay?
-Like we were this year?

414
00:36:11,613 --> 00:36:13,126
Exactly.

415
00:36:26,093 --> 00:36:27,082
Richard.

416
00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:32,125
I can't believe you got married
before I did.

417
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,527
Bygones.

418
00:36:43,293 --> 00:36:44,282
You see?

419
00:36:45,973 --> 00:36:47,292
I'm sorry.

420
00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:52,522
You know how I feel about you.

421
00:37:12,293 --> 00:37:13,726
Renee.

422
00:37:14,773 --> 00:37:19,608
It's like you said. We'll be forced
to make an effort now.

423
00:37:21,613 --> 00:37:22,807
That's right.

424
00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:47,922
I think. . . .

425
00:37:51,493 --> 00:37:54,405
I think I'll miss you most, Scarecrow.

426
00:38:13,413 --> 00:38:16,485
You know, I love you all so much.

427
00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:19,926
Every one of you.

428
00:38:21,413 --> 00:38:25,531
And the last five years have. . . .

429
00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:32,532
I love you all, and. . . .

430
00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:36,524
And I'll. . .

431
00:38:38,173 --> 00:38:39,731
. . .I'll call.

432
00:39:18,893 --> 00:39:20,724
ALLY:
Looking backwards...

433
00:39:20,933 --> 00:39:25,131
...many of the saddest times
turn out to be the happiest.

434
00:39:25,373 --> 00:39:27,728
So I must be happy now.

435
00:39:29,293 --> 00:39:34,925
Yeah. This is gonna be good.
Why else would I be crying?

436
00:40:17,493 --> 00:40:18,608
OLD LADY:
You stinker!

437
00:40:18,773 --> 00:40:19,762
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